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The League of Underwhelming Heroes

A superhero attempting to make toast with their mind

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Mediocre Man, the founding member of the League of Underwhelming Heroes, gained worldwide recognition for his unique ability to slightly warm up beverages without making them actually hot. His groundbreaking work in the field of tepid liquid manipulation has inspired a new generation of barely-powered individuals to embrace their questionably useful abilities.

In the News

  • Captain Cardboard reveals his power to communicate with empty boxes, solving the mystery of missing recycling bins in New Mundania City
  • The Sock Whisperer successfully pairs three matching socks in record time using psychic abilities
  • Weather or Not, the hero who can predict yesterday's weather with 60% accuracy, releases autobiography
  • Scientists study Lady Lint's unique ability to generate pocket fluff at will

Did You Know...

Today in Underwhelming History

  • 2018 – The Traffic Light Whisperer successfully made a green light last 3 seconds longer
  • 2020 – Mr. Mundane used his power to make plants grow at exactly normal speed to watch grass grow
  • 2021 – The Wrapper set a record for loudly opening candy in theaters without disturbing anyone
  • 2022 – Static Cling saved a falling document by making it stick to a wall through static electricity

On This Day

  • The Mild Avenger celebrates stopping a bicycle theft by asking politely
  • Captain Obvious uses their power of stating the completely apparent to solve the case of the missing keys (they were in their pocket)
  • The Human Thermostat adjusts room temperature by 0.5 degrees
  • WiFi Walker successfully connects to public WiFi on the first try using their technopathic abilities

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A superhero measuring the exact length of pasta using their noodle-sensing powers

The Pasta Prophet demonstrating their ability to determine if spaghetti is properly cooked without tasting it.

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