Captain Placeholder
Captain Placeholder is a member of the League of Underwhelming Heroes known for their unique ability to temporarily replace any object with a sticky note describing that exact object. This power has earned them recognition in the field of temporary object substitution and mild inconvenience resolution.
Powers and Abilities
The hero's primary power, known as Temporary Substitution Manifestation, allows them to instantly convert physical objects into detailed sticky note descriptions. The notes appear in a distinctive shade of pale yellow and feature remarkably legible handwriting. Key aspects of their power include:
- The ability to create descriptions with 98% accuracy
- A maximum substitution duration of 24 hours
- The power to maintain up to 47 substitutions simultaneously
- A unique talent for using appropriate bullet points and formatting
Notable Missions
Captain Placeholder gained modest fame during the Great Paper Clip Crisis of 2020, where they successfully replaced all missing office supplies with detailed descriptions, leading to a 3% increase in office productivity. They also played a crucial role in the Missing Keys Incident, where their sticky note descriptions helped locate several sets of lost keys by reminding people exactly what they looked like.
Partnerships
Captain Placeholder frequently collaborates with The Office Supply Whisperer, combining their powers to create an efficient system of temporary object management. They have also worked alongside The Procrastinator to provide temporary solutions for unfinished tasks.
Personal Life
In their civilian identity, Captain Placeholder works as a professional inventory manager, where their power proves marginally useful in tracking missing items. They maintain a collection of vintage sticky notes and are known to frequent the Stationery Enthusiasts Anonymous meetings.
Equipment
Their costume consists of: * A suit made entirely of unused sticky notes * A utility belt containing various writing implements * The Placeholder Phone, a device that can be temporarily replaced with a description of itself