The Daily Cubicle Chronicle
The infamous collection of chairs from the Great Ergonomic Uprising
Today's Featured Article
The Coffee Machine Uprising of 2024 has reached critical mass following the mysterious disappearance of all premium coffee pods. The situation deteriorated when Dave from IT discovered unauthorized modifications to the machine's firmware, leading to selective dispensing based on employee hierarchy.
In The News
- New evidence emerges in the ongoing Spaghetti Sauce Incident investigation
- Office Ritual Documentation Guidelines now mandate proper documentation of microwave etiquette
- Revolutionary breakthrough in the Mysterious Stapler Migration tracking system
- Emergency summit called to address the Birthday Card Circulation Incident
Did You Know...
- ...that the Bathroom Air Freshener Conspiracy involves a complex network of scent-based territorial markings?
- ...that Margaret from Accounting maintains a secret spreadsheet of lunch break violations?
- ...that the Passive Aggressive Post-it Note Collection has been nominated for archival preservation?
On This Day
- Yesterday: The Printer Ink Shortage Crisis entered its third week
- Last week: First documented instance of the Meeting Room Time Zone Paradox
- Two weeks ago: Karen's Tuna Sandwich sparked an emergency ventilation protocol
The controversial break room condiment collection, subject of the Sauce Packet Dating System
Today's Featured List
Top 10 Break Room Infractions, updated to include the revolutionary "Silent Microwave Door Closing Technique" and proper refrigerator shelf zoning.
In Focus
The Complete Guide to IT Department Sightings has been updated with new data on seasonal migration patterns between floors. Meanwhile, the Passive Aggressive Communication Festival committee announces new categories for email signature passive-aggression and meeting reminder formatting.