The Daily Cubicle Chronicle
The Great Mug Rebellion reaches critical mass in the communal kitchen
Today's Featured Article
The Thermostat Wars have escalated to unprecedented levels after the discovery of a clandestine network of personal desk fans. The conflict intensified when the Office Ritual Documentation Guidelines committee found evidence of unauthorized cardboard air vent deflectors. Margaret from Accounting has been appointed special mediator after successfully negotiating the Bathroom Air Freshener Conspiracy resolution last month.
In The News
- Revolutionary new system proposed for Top 10 Break Room Infractions enforcement
- Unprecedented alliance forms between Dave from IT and the microwave cleaning coalition
- Archaeological evidence suggests the Mysterious Stapler Migration may be seasonal
- Birthday Card Protocol amended to include digital signature authentication
Did You Know...
- ...that the Passive Aggressive Post-it Note Collection now requires climate-controlled storage?
- ...that the Karens Tuna Sandwich has been officially classified as a workplace hazard?
- ...that the legendary Spaghetti Sauce Incident inspired three new company policies?
On This Day
- Five years ago: The first documented case of printer toner hoarding
- Two years ago: The Birthday Card Circulation Incident that changed everything
- Yesterday: Emergency meeting called to address unauthorized kombucha brewing
The ongoing territorial disputes over prime outlet access
Today's Featured List
The Complete Guide to IT Department Sightings presents its annual review of rare phenomena, including confirmed observations of technical support responding within 24 hours.
In Focus
The Passive Aggressive Communication Festival introduces controversial new guidelines for reply-all etiquette, while experts debate the impact of emoji usage in formal complaints. Meanwhile, the newly formed Committee for Refrigerator Archaeological Studies begins cataloging forgotten lunch containers from 2019.