The Daily Cubicle Chronicle - Index
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Bathroom Air Freshener Conspiracy
Office workers create secret network to hoard & distribute premium air fresheners after company switches to generic brands. Underground scent economy emerges.
Birthday Card Circulation Incident
A corporate birthday card enters an endless mail loop, collecting 342 signatures as departments repeatedly circulate it in a 3-week office comedy of errors.
Birthday Card Protocol
A hilarious look at office birthday card chaos solved through corporate bureaucracy - complete with flow charts, custody officers & signature audits.
Dave From It
Meet Dave from IT: the mythical tech wizard who appears when systems work, vanishes during crashes, and fixes printers just by walking past them.
Deepwater Tuna Paste
Discover the controversial office phenomenon of Deepwater Tuna Paste - a super-concentrated spread that's revolutionizing (and disrupting) workplace lunches.
Karens Tuna Sandwich
Office legend: The pungent tuna sandwich that sparked new food policies, evacuated rooms, and forever changed workplace refrigerator etiquette.
Margaret From Accounting
Meet Margaret, office legend & accounting wizard who can smell numerical errors & recites tax codes in her sleep. Her 14-calculator desk is a shrine to Excel excellence.
Mysterious Stapler Migration
Office staplers mysteriously vanish and relocate across buildings, following bizarre patterns. Scientists baffled by synchronized movements and rooftop gatherings.
Office Ritual Documentation Guidelines
A guide to preserving & documenting workplace traditions: from coffee queue protocols to retirement celebrations. Standardizing office culture, one ritual at a time.
Passive Aggressive Communication Festival
Annual festival where professionals compete in subtle office warfare, from artful email chains to strategic sighs. Passive aggression as sport.
Passive Aggressive Post It Note Collection
A museum showcases 300+ passive-aggressive office post-it notes, from mild dish complaints to thermostat wars. A fascinating study of workplace drama! 🗒️
Spaghetti Sauce Incident
Office chaos ensues when an uncovered pasta explosion leads to new microwave policies and the birth of "pulling a spaghetti" in corporate lingo.
The Complete Guide To It Department Sightings
A humorous field guide to spotting elusive IT professionals in their natural corporate habitat, from server rooms to coffee stations. 🏢💻
Top 10 Break Room Infractions
From microwaved fish to stolen lunches: The 10 most heinous break room crimes that turn coworkers into enemies. The ultimate guide to office kitchen drama.