The Daily Cubicle Chronicle
The contentious office plant at the center of the Great Watering Debate
Today's Featured Article
The Thermostat War of 2024 has escalated to unprecedented levels after the discovery of a rogue space heater network operated by the Blanket-Wearing Coalition. The conflict intensified when Margaret from Accounting implemented her controversial "Celsius Conversion Protocol."
In The News
- The Complete Guide to IT Department Sightings updated with rare winter migration patterns
- Revolutionary findings in the ongoing Birthday Card Circulation Incident investigation
- Office Ritual Documentation Guidelines expanded to include proper milk-replacement procedures
- Historic peace treaty proposed in the Passive Aggressive Communication Festival
Did You Know...
- ...that the Mysterious Stapler Migration has been linked to the lunar cycle?
- ...that Dave from IT secretly maintains a museum of obsolete keyboards?
- ...that the Bathroom Air Freshener Conspiracy involved three different departments and a complex system of scent-based morse code?
On This Day
- Last week: The Pen Borrowing Registry recorded its 1000th unreturned writing implement
- Three days ago: First documented case of the Zoom Background Judgment Committee
- One month ago: The Spaghetti Sauce Incident task force released its preliminary findings
The controversial mug collection that sparked the Kitchen Cabinet Sovereignty Dispute
Today's Featured List
Top 10 Break Room Infractions, featuring new entries about tea bag disposal ethics and the emerging milk alternative hierarchy.
In Focus
The recent surge in Passive Aggressive Post-it Note Collection submissions has prompted a review of interdepartmental communication policies. Meanwhile, tensions rise as Karen's Tuna Sandwich makes an unexpected appearance outside its designated lunch hour, leading to emergency ventilation protocols.