The Daily Cubicle Chronicle
The aftermath of the Great Sticky Note War, which led to the establishment of the Post-it Protocol Treaty
Today's Featured Article
The Office Supply Black Market has expanded its operations following the mysterious disappearance of premium gel pens. Investigations reveal a sophisticated underground network trading rare office supplies for coveted conference room booking slots. Margaret from Accounting is suspected of running a side operation dealing in ergonomic wrist supports.
In The News
- Bathroom Air Freshener Conspiracy reaches new heights with the introduction of competing scent factions
- Historic peace talks begin between the Birthday Card Protocol committee and dissenting well-wishers
- The Complete Guide to IT Department Sightings updated with new section on weekend ghost server maintenance
- Revolutionary findings in the ongoing Mysterious Stapler Migration study suggest seasonal patterns
Did You Know...
- ...that the Office Ritual Documentation Guidelines now include a specific section on proper water cooler conversation etiquette?
- ...that Dave from IT has developed an AI algorithm to predict microwave popcorn burning incidents?
- ...that the annual Passive Aggressive Communication Festival will feature a new "Reply-All Email Chain" category?
On This Day
- Last year: The infamous Spaghetti Sauce Incident led to mandatory marinara awareness training
- Six months ago: First documented case of the Top 10 Break Room Infractions
- One month ago: The Birthday Card Circulation Incident resulted in a department-wide signature audit
The controversial break room mug collection, subject of the Great Mug Ownership Dispute
Today's Featured List
Classified Coffee Cup Crimes, including unauthorized mug adoption, strategic coffee ring placement, and the emerging trend of passive-aggressive cup washing.
In Focus
The Passive Aggressive Post-it Note Collection has been expanded with a new wing dedicated to printer maintenance reminders. Meanwhile, the lasting trauma of Karen's Tuna Sandwich incident has prompted the formation of a Lunch Odor Task Force.