The Daily Cubicle Chronicle
The infamous printer paper tray sabotage of 2023, leading to the Great Sticky Note Shortage
Today's Featured Article
The Great Microwave Timing Dispute has entered its third week of heated debate after Margaret from Accounting proposed a controversial 30-second minimum reheating rule. The dispute has drawn attention from the Office Ritual Documentation Guidelines committee, particularly after several employees were caught setting the microwave timer to odd numbers "just to watch others squirm."
In The News
- Emergency meeting called over unprecedented Pen Hoarding Epidemic
- Dave from IT launches investigation into suspicious keyboard clicking sounds
- New developments in the ongoing Mysterious Stapler Migration case suggest involvement of night shift
- Birthday Card Protocol faces scrutiny after unsigned card incident
Did You Know...
- ...that the Bathroom Air Freshener Conspiracy has expanded to include air vent investigations?
- ...that there are exactly 147 documented variations of break room coffee strength complaints?
- ...that the Passive Aggressive Post-it Note Collection now requires its own filing cabinet?
On This Day
- Last week: The Top 10 Break Room Infractions list was amended to include "aggressive fruit ripening"
- Three days ago: First documented case of the Meeting Room Temperature War
- Today: Karen's Tuna Sandwich makes an unexpected Wednesday appearance
The controversial color-coding system implemented during the Great Paper Clip Reorganization
Today's Featured List
Comprehensive Guide to Office Plant Drama, featuring the recent succulent custody battle and the great fern neglect scandal of last month.
In Focus
Recent findings from the Spaghetti Sauce Incident investigation have led to new regulations regarding unmarked container disposal, while the Birthday Card Circulation Incident committee continues to debate proper signature spacing protocols.