The Daily Cubicle Chronicle
The controversial Mug Identity Crisis has led to new theories about departmental territorialism
Today's Featured Article
The Great Office Plant Massacre has entered its third week as employees struggle to identify the culprit behind systematic overwatering of communal greenery. The incident has sparked formation of the Plant Protection Task Force, led by Margaret from Accounting, who has implemented a complex watering schedule using proprietary spreadsheet formulas.
In The News
- Revolutionary findings in the Bathroom Air Freshener Conspiracy reveal potential connection to the building's HVAC system
- The Office Supply Underground reports unprecedented surge in paperclip trading
- First documented case of successful mediation in the Microwave Cleaning Dispute
- Dave from IT establishes new protocols for printer toner replacement interpretive dance
Did You Know...
- ...that the Office Ritual Documentation Guidelines now include specific procedures for handling expired donuts?
- ...that the Mysterious Stapler Migration patterns have been mapped using advanced GPS technology?
- ...that there are seventeen recognized forms of break room small talk avoidance?
On This Day
- Five years ago: The Passive Aggressive Post-it Note Collection was officially catalogued
- Two years ago: Karen's Tuna Sandwich incident led to emergency ventilation protocols
- Six months ago: The Birthday Card Protocol underwent radical reform following the "Signature Space Allocation Crisis"
The infamous Power Strip Labyrinth that sparked the Great Outlet War of 2023
Today's Featured List
Essential Break Room Survival Tactics, including strategic microwave timing, coffee pot politics, and advanced refrigerator real estate negotiations.
In Focus
Recent developments in the Top 10 Break Room Infractions study have revealed new patterns in food theft deterrence strategies. Meanwhile, experts continue to analyze the long-term psychological effects of the Spaghetti Sauce Incident on workplace condiment sharing conventions.