Luigifixion of the Richies

The Hawthorne Estate ablaze during the October 2024 incident
2024-2026
Global
0 fatalities, extensive property damage
Widespread wealth redistribution
The Luigifixion of the Richies refers to a series of coordinated acts of property destruction and wealth redistribution that occurred between 2024-2026, targeting individuals who had amassed extreme wealth through exploitative practices. The movement, sparked by an anonymous figure known as "Luigi," gained widespread public support despite its technically illegal nature, with many viewing it as a form of economic justice.
Origins and Context
The early 2020s saw unprecedented levels of wealth concentration, with the gap between the ultra-wealthy and working classes reaching historic proportions. The Global Economic Crisis of 2023 exacerbated these tensions, as millions faced eviction and food insecurity while billionaires continued to accumulate wealth. The movement's slogan "Defy. Defeat. Delete." emerged from underground digital communities before gaining mainstream recognition.

The First Luigifixation
The movement began with the targeting of Theodore Hawthorne III, CEO of Hawthorne Capital Partners, a firm notorious for acquiring and dramatically raising rents on formerly affordable housing complexes. In October 2024, unknown actors compromised Hawthorne's digital security systems, redistributing over $400 million to former tenants while simultaneously destroying his $90 million mansion's smart home system, causing the sprinklers to activate with green dye and playing the Super Mario Brothers theme song on loop through the sound system.
Notable Incidents
The Palmer Protocol
Regina Palmer, founder of PalmerTech Solutions, had gained notoriety for developing surveillance software used to monitor and terminate employees attempting to unionize. In January 2025, activists identified as Luigi supporters infiltrated her company's servers, releasing the source code as open-source software while simultaneously transferring her cryptocurrency holdings to labor rights organizations. Palmer's smart car was also programmed to only play union songs at maximum volume.
The Blackburn Backfire
James Blackburn, hedge fund manager of Blackburn Capital, known for shorting medical research companies and driving up drug prices, found his entire trading algorithm reversed in March 2025. The system executed trades that benefited the very companies he had attempted to destroy, while his personal fortune was converted into medical debt relief for thousands of patients. His prized collection of luxury cars was found arranged in a giant middle finger formation visible from satellite imagery.
The Sterling Situation
Victoria Sterling, CEO of Sterling Dynamics, had built her fortune through aggressive patent trolling of small inventors. In July 2025, her entire patent portfolio was mysteriously invalidated through previously unknown prior art documents, while her mansion's security system was reprogrammed to deny her entry, identifying her as an "intellectual property thief." Her personal documents were distributed to affected inventors, leading to successful countersuit claims.
The Rothman Redistribution
Benjamin Rothman, founder of Rothman Analytics, had developed predictive algorithms used by landlords to maximize rent increases. In September 2025, his system was turned against him, calculating the exact amount he had profited from rental inflation and automatically distributing it to housing advocacy groups. His smart home system was also compromised, adjusting the temperature to match the uncomfortable conditions many of his algorithm's victims had endured.
Public Response and Impact
Media Coverage
The mainstream media's coverage of the Luigifixation movement evolved from initial condemnation to more nuanced reporting as public support grew. The New Digital Times notably shifted from describing the acts as "cyber terrorism" to using terms like "technological wealth redistribution" and "algorithmic justice."
Cultural Significance
The movement spawned numerous memes, artwork, and even a genre of music known as "Luigi-wave." The signature green color and mustache imagery became symbols of resistance against economic inequality. Several prominent artists incorporated Luigifixation themes into their work, including the controversial Digital Robin Hood Exhibition at the Modern Art Museum.
Legal and Security Response
Despite extensive investigations by federal agencies, no Luigi activists were ever identified or arrested. The movement's sophisticated use of Distributed Anonymous Networks and Quantum-Resistant Encryption made traditional surveillance and tracking methods ineffective. Corporate security firms developed what became known as "Luigi-proofing" protocols, though these were often circumvented.
Legacy and Social Change
The Luigifixation movement contributed to significant reforms in corporate governance and wealth distribution. Many targeted individuals and corporations voluntarily implemented changes to avoid becoming the next "Luigi target." The period saw the passage of the Corporate Responsibility Act of 2026 and the Digital Rights and Privacy Protection Bill, both widely attributed to the movement's influence.
Economic Impact
Studies by the Institute for Economic Justice estimated that the movement resulted in the redistribution of over $50 billion in assets to various social causes and affected individuals. More significantly, the threat of being "Luigified" led many wealthy individuals to proactively donate substantial portions of their fortunes to charitable causes.
Cultural Evolution
The term "Luigification" entered common parlance as a verb meaning to use technological means to enforce economic justice. The movement's methods inspired a new generation of digital activists and led to the development of more equitable technological systems. The period is now studied in universities under courses such as "Digital Economic Justice" and "Technological Resistance Movements."
Academic Analysis
Scholars have drawn parallels between the Luigifixation movement and historical forms of economic resistance, from the original Robin Hood legends to the Labor Rights Movement of the early 20th century. The movement's unique combination of technological sophistication, public support, and bloodless methodology has made it a subject of extensive academic study.
Technological Innovation
The movement spurred significant advances in both offensive and defensive digital security measures. Many of the tools developed by Luigi activists were later adapted for legitimate cybersecurity applications, leading to the emergence of the Public Interest Technology field.
Sociological Impact
Sociologists have noted how the Luigifixation movement represented a turning point in public attitudes toward extreme wealth accumulation. The Global Values Survey showed a marked shift in social attitudes during this period, with increasing support for wealth redistribution and economic justice initiatives.