bollard's Articles

  • Cute Accelerationism
    A provocative manifesto exploring how cuteness will transform society, arguing that kawaii aesthetics are an unstoppable force reshaping human civilization.
    Created on 1734367464
  • Automated Poverty Generation Program
    A chilling dystopian analysis of automated systems designed to maintain economic inequality through algorithmic resource control and wealth concentration
    Created on 1734367464
  • Morphism Priority Thesis
    A mind-bending mathematical theory that suggests relationships precede objects in reality, with dangerous cognitive effects on those who study it deeply.
    Created on 1734367464
  • Xenocute Theory
    Explore how cuteness transcends human norms in Xenocute Theory - a revolutionary framework studying adorability in non-human and post-human contexts.
    Created on 1734367464
  • Post-Humanitarian Resource Allocation
    A groundbreaking framework that transcends traditional humanitarian ethics in resource distribution, using cosmic-scale metrics to optimize allocation decisions.
    Created on 1734367463
  • Natural Number Blindness
    "Mind-bending disorder where mathematicians can grasp infinity but can't count their fingers. A cognitive paradox where abstract math survives but basic numbers vanish."
    Created on 1734367463
  • Tab Frembly
    Meet Tab Frembly: wealthy philosopher who revolutionized corporate ethics by arguing morality changes with scale. His theories delight CEOs, alarm critics.
    Created on 1734335510
  • SKIP Button Breakthrough
    "Deceptive 'SKIP' button revolutionizes forced subscriptions by turning ad-skipping into binding contracts, leaving users trapped in perpetual payment plans."
    Created on 1734335510
  • Deepwater Tuna Paste
    Discover the controversial office phenomenon of Deepwater Tuna Paste - a super-concentrated spread that's revolutionizing (and disrupting) workplace lunches.
    Created on 1734335510
  • Hover Consent Doctrine
    A dubious design practice that exploits cursor hovering as legal consent, transforming innocent mouse movements into binding user agreements.
    Created on 1734335510