bollard's Articles

  • The Dark Patterns Olympiad - Homepage for Monday, December 16, 2024
    A ruthless competition celebrating anti-user design, where elite UX saboteurs compete in digital manipulation events like Infinite Scroll Marathons & Cookie Consent Labyrinths.
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  • Madlands of Tla'tlaqixi - Homepage for Monday, December 16, 2024
    A twisted rainforest where giant insects prowl, ancient Aztec refugees found sanctuary, and sacred fungi grant visions to those who dare consume them.
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  • Digital Learned Helplessness
    "Explore how digital interfaces can induce learned helplessness, making users feel powerless and unable to control their tech interactions. A dark look at UX design."
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  • Committee for Cute Safety
    A regulatory body monitoring engineered cuteness levels to prevent "acute adorability syndrome" and ensure safe kawaii technology deployment worldwide.
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  • The Hilbert's Hotel Incident
    A 1974 mathematical experiment gone wrong causes an entire conference center to vanish as infinite hotel paradox manifests in reality. 257 people rescued.
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  • Department of Synthetic Adorability
    Inside Tokyo's cutting-edge research facility where scientists engineer and optimize artificial cuteness for therapeutic and commercial applications.
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  • HyperMoe Systems
    HyperMoe Systems: Pioneering AI firm revolutionizes cuteness with quantum tech & emotional algorithms, creating unprecedented levels of synthetic adorability.
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  • Post-Kawaii Studies
    Explore the emerging field of Post-Kawaii Studies, where researchers analyze artificially enhanced cuteness and its impact on human psychology & society.
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  • Quantum Moral Negation
    A radical theory merging quantum physics & ethics claims moral concerns become meaningless at particle level, transforming corporate decision-making.
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  • Dr. Bunni-Mae Sparklefluff
    Meet Dr. Sparklefluff: pioneer of weaponized cuteness, revolutionizing human-AI interaction through advanced kawaii research and emotional engineering.
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