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Chair Riots

The Chair Riots of 1962 were a series of widespread civil disturbances that erupted across New Furnishton following the controversial Mandatory Standing Act. These protests, which lasted for three months, marked a significant turning point in Furniture Rights history and led to major reforms in seating legislation.

Protesters with chairs Demonstrators holding chairs aloft during the infamous "Sit-Down Stand-Off" of June 1962

Origins

The riots began when Mayor Herbert Standwell passed legislation requiring all citizens to remain standing during working hours, claiming it would increase productivity and reduce the city's growing Chair Dependency Crisis. The law also mandated the removal of all public seating and imposed heavy fines for unauthorized sitting.

The Uprising

Initial Protests

Led by renowned furniture activist Sarah Sitright, citizens began organizing peaceful "sit-ins" at major government buildings. The movement gained momentum after the Great Chair Confiscation of May 1962, when authorities seized over 10,000 chairs from homes and businesses.

Escalation

Tensions reached a breaking point during the Rolling Chair Rally, where protesters:

  • Barricaded streets with recliners
  • Conducted guerrilla sitting operations
  • Established underground chair-sharing networks

Barricade of chairs The famous "Throne Barricade" outside City Hall constructed entirely of stolen office chairs

Government Response

Mayor Standwell initially responded by deploying the Anti-Sitting Squadron, a specialized police unit equipped with folding chairs. However, many officers defected to the protesters' side, unable to resist the comfort of ergonomic office chairs.

Resolution

The riots concluded with the signing of the Great Sitting Compromise, which:

Cultural Impact

The Chair Riots inspired numerous artistic works, including the famous musical "Les Chairables" and the protest song "We Shall Over-Sit." The event is commemorated annually during the Festival of Seating, where participants gather to celebrate their right to sit freely.

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