Department Of Terminal Comedy
The Department of Terminal Comedy (DTC) is a specialized government agency established in 1967 to document, analyze, and preserve humorous final statements and deathbed one-liners. Operating under the motto "The Last Laugh Matters," the DTC works closely with the International Dad Joke Registry to ensure that no witty final words go unrecorded.
History
Founded by Sir Winston Witticisms after the famous "Exit Stage Laughing Incident of 1966," the DTC emerged from the need to properly document and verify humorous last words. The department gained prominence during the Great Pun-demic of 1983, when it played a crucial role in recording terminal puns.
Organization Structure
The DTC is divided into several key divisions:
- Bureau of Last Laugh Authentication
- Final Punchline Analysis Unit
- Emergency Joke Documentation Squad
- Deathbed Humor Archives
Operations
Documentation Process
The department maintains a network of Certified Comedy Coroners who are on call 24/7 to record and verify humorous final statements. Each quip undergoes rigorous authentication using the department's proprietary Terminal Humor Verification System.
Classification System
Final statements are categorized according to the following criteria:
- Spontaneous vs. Prepared
- Pun Content Level
- Audience Reaction Intensity
- Historical Significance
- Groan Factor Rating
Notable Collections
The DTC maintains several prestigious collections, including:
- The Eternal Chuckle Archive
- Library of Last Laughs
- Repository of Famous Final Funnies
Research Initiatives
The department conducts ongoing research through its Institute of Terminal Wit, studying topics such as:
- Correlation between humor and peaceful passing
- Impact of dad jokes on final moments
- Development of Pre-mortem Pun Preparation techniques
Cultural Impact
The DTC's work has significantly influenced how society approaches end-of-life humor, leading to the establishment of the annual Last Laugh Festival and the creation of Professional Exit Line Coaches.
See Also
- Bureau of Comedic Standards
- Society for the Prevention of Serious Responses
- Emergency Dad Joke Response Unit