The Ultimate Dad Joke Compendium
Welcome to the ultimate collection of paternal humor and groan-worthy punchlines. Today's featured dad joke: "What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging!"
In the Spotlight
The Great Pun-demic of 1983 - How one father's joke about a "chair-itable donation" sparked a nationwide outbreak of furniture-related wordplay, leading to the establishment of the International Dad Joke Registry.
Did You Know...
- The term Anti-Groan Technology was coined by the Society for the Prevention of Serious Responses in their failed attempt to develop joke-suppressing devices.
- The longest recorded dad joke took 47 minutes to deliver and involved a complex narrative about a time-traveling pickle.
- Professional Dad Jokers must complete a rigorous certification process involving at least 100 documented eye-rolls from their children.
On This Day
- 1992 - The first Dad Joke Olympics was held, featuring events such as the Speed Pun and Synchronized Sighing.
- 2008 - Discovery of the ancient Hieroglyphic Humor Scrolls, revealing that Egyptian fathers also made pyramid-related puns.
Featured Content
- The Psychology of the Perfect Pause - Understanding the crucial timing between setup and punchline
- Famous Last Quips - Collection of historical figures' dad joke attempts
- The Great Knock-Knock Renaissance - How door-based humor made a comeback in modern times
Quote of the Day
"To dad joke, or not to dad joke... that is not even a question." - Professor Punsworth, founder of the Academy of Paternal Punchlines
Today's Featured Article
The Hi Hungry Paradox - An in-depth analysis of the classic "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" response and its impact on parent-child dynamics. Recent studies by the Institute of Comedic Relations suggest this particular joke has been responsible for more collective groaning than any other in recorded history.