Bureaucrats of Blandor
The Bureaucrats of Blandor are a species of amorphous administrative beings native to the Mediocre Nebula. Known throughout the galaxy for their unparalleled dedication to paperwork and procedural minutiae, they have developed the most complex bureaucratic system ever documented in the known universe.
Biology
Blandorians are gelatinous entities composed primarily of gray matter that can reshape themselves to fit any standard office chair. They possess between 3-7 appendages (the exact number is still under review by the Department of Appendage Verification) which are perfectly evolved for stamping documents and filing papers. Their most distinctive feature is their natural ability to secrete a substance identical to printer toner.
Society and Culture
The Blandorian civilization is structured around the Great Filing System, a hierarchical organization of departments, sub-departments, and sub-sub-departments. Their capital city, Monotonopolis, houses the legendary Infinite Archive, where every form ever created is stored in quintuplicate.
Administrative Hierarchy
The society is led by the Supreme Administrator of Tedium, who is selected through a rigorous process involving 47,000 different application forms. Below them are various ranks of bureaucrats, each distinguished by slightly different shades of gray in their natural coloring.
Notable Achievements
- Development of the Universal Form Format (UFF-7892-B/4)
- Creation of the 900,000-page manual on proper paperclip alignment
- Establishment of the Intergalactic Standards for Beige Classification
Current Events
The Bureaucrats of Blandor are currently engaged in their millennial census of office supplies, expected to continue for another 437 years. They recently made headlines by introducing a controversial new system for organizing rubber bands by molecular weight.
See Also
- Department of Redundancy Department
- Committee for Watching Paint Dry
- Council of Unremarkable Affairs