bollard's Gallery

Participants at the first Dark Pattern Design Workshop in 2013, where the foundations for modern anti-user experience design were established

Dark Pattern Workshop

Participants at the first Dark Pattern Design Workshop in 2013, where the foundations for modern anti-user experience design were established

The infamous "Infinite Loop District" of Silicon Dystopia, where streets are designed to trap pedestrians in endless circular paths

Silicon Dystopia Aerial

The infamous "Infinite Loop District" of Silicon Dystopia, where streets are designed to trap pedestrians in endless circular paths

The Silicon Dystopia Stock Exchange features deliberately confusing trading interfaces that generate additional fees through user error

Dystopia Exchange

The Silicon Dystopia Stock Exchange features deliberately confusing trading interfaces that generate additional fees through user error

The popular "Bait and Switch Through the Ages" exhibit demonstrates historical techniques of user manipulation

Dark Patterns Exhibit

The popular "Bait and Switch Through the Ages" exhibit demonstrates historical techniques of user manipulation

The main entrance to the Dark Patterns Hall of Fame features a deceptive door mechanism that requires visitors to click "No" three times to enter

Dark Patterns Hof Entrance

The main entrance to the Dark Patterns Hall of Fame features a deceptive door mechanism that requires visitors to click "No" three times to enter

The foundational principles of Anti-Human Centered Design illustrated in a deliberately hostile interface created by the [Dark Patterns Innovation Laboratory](#)

Ahcd Interface

The foundational principles of Anti-Human Centered Design illustrated in a deliberately hostile interface created by the [Dark Patterns Innovation Laboratory](#)

A sophisticated AHCD user flow diagram showcasing multiple points of psychological manipulation and data extraction

Dark Pattern Flow

A sophisticated AHCD user flow diagram showcasing multiple points of psychological manipulation and data extraction

The gold-medal winning "Definitely Not a Subscription" button from the 2028 Games incorporated subliminal messaging and psychological triggers

Evil Button Design

The gold-medal winning "Definitely Not a Subscription" button from the 2028 Games incorporated subliminal messaging and psychological triggers

The controversial opening ceremony of the 2028 Dark Patterns Olympiad featured an array of deceptive exit signs leading to an inescapable stadium configuration

Dark Patterns Ceremony

The controversial opening ceremony of the 2028 Dark Patterns Olympiad featured an array of deceptive exit signs leading to an inescapable stadium configuration

A rare photograph capturing the [Nocturnal Bioluminescence Phenomenon](#) in the heart of Tla'tlaqixi during the annual [Firefly Migration](#)

Twilight Canopy

A rare photograph capturing the [Nocturnal Bioluminescence Phenomenon](#) in the heart of Tla'tlaqixi during the annual [Firefly Migration](#)

Scientists from the [Institute of Mycological Studies](#) documenting unusual patterns in the growth of the [Boneshank Fungus](#)

Fungal Research

Scientists from the [Institute of Mycological Studies](#) documenting unusual patterns in the growth of the [Boneshank Fungus](#)

Visualization of interconnected market feedback loops maintaining physiological equilibrium

Homeostasis Market

Visualization of interconnected market feedback loops maintaining physiological equilibrium

Illustration from Chapter 3 of the manifesto showing natural cranial development milestones

Development Stages

Illustration from Chapter 3 of the manifesto showing natural cranial development milestones

The first edition cover of the Cranial Sovereignty Manifesto, featuring natural and modified cranial silhouettes

Manifesto Cover

The first edition cover of the Cranial Sovereignty Manifesto, featuring natural and modified cranial silhouettes

A rare specimen of the Midnight Bloom Orchid photographed during its nocturnal illumination phase

Midnight Orchid

A rare specimen of the Midnight Bloom Orchid photographed during its nocturnal illumination phase

Activists demonstrating against geometric infant modification outside the Global Health Assembly in 2042

Head Rights Protest

Activists demonstrating against geometric infant modification outside the Global Health Assembly in 2042

Comparative analysis of natural cranial development versus geometric modification patterns

Natural Development Diagram

Comparative analysis of natural cranial development versus geometric modification patterns

A network of engineered bioluminescent fungi providing localized illumination in a dark agriculture facility

Fungal Light

A network of engineered bioluminescent fungi providing localized illumination in a dark agriculture facility

Microscopic imaging reveals the intricate interface between parasitic crop roots and their fungal hosts

Parasitic Roots

Microscopic imaging reveals the intricate interface between parasitic crop roots and their fungal hosts

Students participating in advanced market meditation exercises at the Academy of Market Sciences

Market Academy

Students participating in advanced market meditation exercises at the Academy of Market Sciences

Visualization showing the market-driven selection pressures acting on genetic information networks

Evolution Market

Visualization showing the market-driven selection pressures acting on genetic information networks

Recently discovered warning inscription detailing protective measures against the [Boltzmann Demonstranda](#)

Warning Inscription

Recently discovered warning inscription detailing protective measures against the [Boltzmann Demonstranda](#)

Latest generation [Gödel Suit](#) incorporating new metamathematical shielding technology

Protection Suit

Latest generation [Gödel Suit](#) incorporating new metamathematical shielding technology

Members of the [Order of Logical Containment](#) performing a protective ritual before attempting to parse a particularly dangerous proof

Protection Ritual

Members of the [Order of Logical Containment](#) performing a protective ritual before attempting to parse a particularly dangerous proof