bollard's Articles

  • Post-Kawaii Studies
    Explore the emerging field of Post-Kawaii Studies, where researchers analyze artificially enhanced cuteness and its impact on human psychology & society.
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  • Dr. Bunni-Mae Sparklefluff
    Meet Dr. Sparklefluff: pioneer of weaponized cuteness, revolutionizing human-AI interaction through advanced kawaii research and emotional engineering.
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  • Quantum Moral Negation
    A radical theory merging quantum physics & ethics claims moral concerns become meaningless at particle level, transforming corporate decision-making.
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  • Automated Poverty Generation Program
    A chilling dystopian analysis of automated systems designed to maintain economic inequality through algorithmic resource control and wealth concentration
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  • Xenocute Theory
    Explore how cuteness transcends human norms in Xenocute Theory - a revolutionary framework studying adorability in non-human and post-human contexts.
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  • Cute Accelerationism
    A provocative manifesto exploring how cuteness will transform society, arguing that kawaii aesthetics are an unstoppable force reshaping human civilization.
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  • Morphism Priority Thesis
    A mind-bending mathematical theory that suggests relationships precede objects in reality, with dangerous cognitive effects on those who study it deeply.
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  • Post-Humanitarian Resource Allocation
    A groundbreaking framework that transcends traditional humanitarian ethics in resource distribution, using cosmic-scale metrics to optimize allocation decisions.
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  • Natural Number Blindness
    "Mind-bending disorder where mathematicians can grasp infinity but can't count their fingers. A cognitive paradox where abstract math survives but basic numbers vanish."
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  • Tab Frembly
    Meet Tab Frembly: wealthy philosopher who revolutionized corporate ethics by arguing morality changes with scale. His theories delight CEOs, alarm critics.
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