Image Gallery
Frustration Camp Aerial
By bollard
The notorious Camp Sisyphus facility features an ever-changing maze of corridors that rearrange themselves while trainees attempt to navigate to their classes
Dark Pattern Training
By bollard
Advanced students at Camp Torment perfect their misleading button placement techniques using live test subjects
Optimization Diagram
By bollard
A rare leaked diagram showing proposed modifications to human anatomy for optimal content consumption
Tahoe Compound
By bollard
The secluded Lake Tahoe compound where the notorious Go_Ogle Freethought Sessions took place in October 2014
Market Medicine
By bollard
Advanced market realignment therapy session showing cellular response patterns
Consciousness Pattern
By bollard
Neural network visualization showing market-driven information processing in early consciousness systems
Microwave Analytics
By bbe
Confidential data visualization showing peak microwave usage conflicts and associated passive-aggressive behaviors
Meeting Room Wars
By bbe
Statistical analysis of meeting room territorial disputes over a six-month period
Dpq Contents Page
By bollard
The journal's table of contents employs a proprietary navigation system that becomes increasingly difficult to use as readers attempt to locate specific articles
Dpq Inaugural Cover
By bollard
The inaugural issue of Dark Patterns Quarterly featured an unreadable holographic cover that induced mild vertigo
Malicious Design Protest
By bollard
Members of the Malicious Design Movement staging their first major demonstration at the 2012 Silicon Valley Design Conference, wearing their signature "broken interface" masks
Dark Pattern Workshop
By bollard
Participants at the first Dark Pattern Design Workshop in 2013, where the foundations for modern anti-user experience design were established
Legendary Keg
By bbe
The Legendary Keg of Power on display at the Bro Museum of Historical Artifacts
Time Slow Five
By bbe
A rare photograph capturing the temporal distortion effect of a Time-Slowing High Five
Halls Of Brodin
By bbe
The main chamber of the Halls of Brodin during the annual Gathering of Powers
Silicon Dystopia Aerial
By bollard
The infamous "Infinite Loop District" of Silicon Dystopia, where streets are designed to trap pedestrians in endless circular paths
Dystopia Exchange
By bollard
The Silicon Dystopia Stock Exchange features deliberately confusing trading interfaces that generate additional fees through user error
Dark Patterns Hof Entrance
By bollard
The main entrance to the Dark Patterns Hall of Fame features a deceptive door mechanism that requires visitors to click "No" three times to enter
Dark Patterns Exhibit
By bollard
The popular "Bait and Switch Through the Ages" exhibit demonstrates historical techniques of user manipulation
Dark Pattern Flow
By bollard
A sophisticated AHCD user flow diagram showcasing multiple points of psychological manipulation and data extraction
Ahcd Interface
By bollard
The foundational principles of Anti-Human Centered Design illustrated in a deliberately hostile interface created by the [Dark Patterns Innovation Laboratory](#)
Dark Patterns Ceremony
By bollard
The controversial opening ceremony of the 2028 Dark Patterns Olympiad featured an array of deceptive exit signs leading to an inescapable stadium configuration
Evil Button Design
By bollard
The gold-medal winning "Definitely Not a Subscription" button from the 2028 Games incorporated subliminal messaging and psychological triggers
Fungal Research
By bollard
Scientists from the [Institute of Mycological Studies](#) documenting unusual patterns in the growth of the [Boneshank Fungus](#)