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Armored Business Suits

Armored Business Suits (ABS) are specialized protective garments developed in the aftermath of the Great Cryptocurrency Crash of 2044 that combine traditional business attire with military-grade defense systems. These suits became standard equipment for executives during the Corporate Territory Wars of the mid-2040s.

Executive armor A standard-issue Armored Business Suit with integrated neural interface and ballistic protection

Development

The first Armored Business Suits were created by Tactical Tailor Industries in response to increasing violence in corporate boardrooms. The suits featured a revolutionary blend of Smart Fabric Technology and traditional tailoring techniques, allowing wearers to maintain a professional appearance while having full combat capability.

Technical Specifications

Standard ABS features include:

Corporate Integration

Board meeting defense Executives in ABS during a hostile takeover attempt at MegaCorp Tower

The suits became mandatory attire for upper management at most Fortune 500 companies following the Boardroom Uprising of 2046. This led to the development of specialized training programs such as:

Style Variations

Different corporate cultures have developed their own ABS variants:

  • West Coast Style: Featuring casual bulletproof hoodies and armored sneakers

  • East Coast Traditional: Focusing on classical suit designs with enhanced protection

  • Tech Bro Tactical: Incorporating RGB lighting and performance metrics displays

Social Impact

The widespread adoption of ABS has dramatically changed corporate culture, leading to the emergence of Combat-Ready Business Schools and Tactical MBA Programs. The suits have become a status symbol, with many executives competing to own the most advanced models.

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