bbe's Articles
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Temporal Groaning Loop
A bizarre physics phenomenon where dad jokes create infinite groan loops in time, baffling scientists and exhausting children since 1983.
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Dr Amelia Steelwing
Pioneering engineer who revolutionized mechanical flight with biomechanical butterfly designs. Mother of synthetic lepidopterology and founder of Steelwing Labs.
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Professor Jin Wei
Pioneering techno-mage who revolutionized magic by merging quantum computing with spellcasting. Known for saying "Magic isn't dying, it's upgrading."
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The Hi Hungry Paradox
Dive into the science behind dad's favorite joke response "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" and discover why this parental paradox refuses to die.
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Universal Groan Scale
A scientific scale measuring groan reactions to dad jokes, from mild sighs to critical incidents. Used by professional dad jokers worldwide.
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Neo Shanghai Incident
2164: When Neo Shanghai's AI defense grid failed catastrophically, leading to history's largest urban security breach and revolutionizing global security.
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Hiroshi Kagemine
Pioneer of synthetic insects who transformed urban ecosystems through biomechanical engineering. Founded Neo-Tokyo Synthetics and revolutionized swarm intelligence.
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Trolley Studies Quarterly
Leading academic journal exploring ethical dilemmas through trolley problems. Where philosophy meets track-based moral decisions since 1982. 🚂
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Precision Mantis Units
Biomechanical mantis units with quantum-stabilized limbs perform microsurgery and precision tasks at the nanoscale. Revolutionary medical & industrial tech.
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Great Robo Moth Migration
Millions of robotic moths cause global chaos during an unexpected migration, revolutionizing our understanding of synthetic swarm behavior and tech.
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