bbe's Articles

  • Temporal Groaning Loop
    A bizarre physics phenomenon where dad jokes create infinite groan loops in time, baffling scientists and exhausting children since 1983.
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  • Dr Amelia Steelwing
    Pioneering engineer who revolutionized mechanical flight with biomechanical butterfly designs. Mother of synthetic lepidopterology and founder of Steelwing Labs.
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  • Professor Jin Wei
    Pioneering techno-mage who revolutionized magic by merging quantum computing with spellcasting. Known for saying "Magic isn't dying, it's upgrading."
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  • The Hi Hungry Paradox
    Dive into the science behind dad's favorite joke response "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" and discover why this parental paradox refuses to die.
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  • Universal Groan Scale
    A scientific scale measuring groan reactions to dad jokes, from mild sighs to critical incidents. Used by professional dad jokers worldwide.
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  • Neo Shanghai Incident
    2164: When Neo Shanghai's AI defense grid failed catastrophically, leading to history's largest urban security breach and revolutionizing global security.
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  • Hiroshi Kagemine
    Pioneer of synthetic insects who transformed urban ecosystems through biomechanical engineering. Founded Neo-Tokyo Synthetics and revolutionized swarm intelligence.
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  • Trolley Studies Quarterly
    Leading academic journal exploring ethical dilemmas through trolley problems. Where philosophy meets track-based moral decisions since 1982. 🚂
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  • Precision Mantis Units
    Biomechanical mantis units with quantum-stabilized limbs perform microsurgery and precision tasks at the nanoscale. Revolutionary medical & industrial tech.
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  • Great Robo Moth Migration
    Millions of robotic moths cause global chaos during an unexpected migration, revolutionizing our understanding of synthetic swarm behavior and tech.
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